Umar bhir likhty rahy phir bhi warq sadha raha

September 1, 2013, 9:42 am

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Urdu Poetry sms

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Don’t wait for the perfect moments

September 9, 2013, 9:34 am

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Anmol Moti sms

Don't wait for the perfect moments, take the moments and make perfect....
Stay happy

ھماری خطائیں بخش دے اور توبه قبول فرما

September 9, 2013, 9:38 am

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Urdu Dua sms

اے رب ذوالجلال!
ھماری خطائیں بخش دے اور توبه قبول فرما _
علم نافع
صحت کاملہ
اولاد صالح
رزق حلال
مقام عبدیت
عشق مصطفے عطا فرما _ ھم پررحم فرما _
یارحیم ! ھمیں
کفر
شرک
شیطان سے اپنی پناه میں رکھنا اور ھمیں اپنے ماں باپ کے لیے صدقہ جاریہ بنا دے _ تب ھی ھماری عید حقیقی خوشی ھو گی _ آمین

Special suggetion on my future

September 9, 2013, 9:40 am

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Question answer sms

Special suggetion on my future

1. Aesi koi habit jo m chor dun?
Ans

2. Aesi koi habit jo m apna lun??
Ans

3. Aesi koi habit jo muje kbi ni chorni chahye?
Ans

Plz sugest me
i m waiting ur ans

Ik Shaair B Hoon Musaavir B Hoon Funkar B Hoon

September 9, 2013, 9:44 am

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Urdu Poetry sms

Ik Shaair B Hoon
Musaavir B Hoon
Funkar B Hoon

Agr Hoon Nazuk sa Koi Phool
Tou Talwar B Hoon..

Mene Boi Hai
Hr Ik Morr Pe
Nfrt Lekin,

Main Mohabbat k Gulistan Ka
Kharidar B Hoon..

Ho Agr DOST Ghlat
Tou Main usy Rokta Hoon,

Haq Pe Dushman Ho
Tou
Dushman Ka Trfdar B Hoon..

Be_los Mohabbat jurm Hai
Agr,

Phir Tou Ye Sach Hai Kh
Me ek Khta Kaar B Hoon..

Me Wo Ghafil Hoon
Jise Umr Ka Ehsas Nhi,

Ek Ek Pl Ki Khbar Rakhta Hon
Bedaar B Hoon..

Itna Azad,
K Aakash Ko
Chhu Skta Hoon,

Ek
Choti C Tmnna Me
Giraftar B hoon..

Mera Andaz_E_Tbiyat B
Nirala hai"

Be_Wfa B hoon boht
Aur
Wfadar B hoon.

Jab Duaon aur koshisho sy bhi baat na bany to

September 9, 2013, 9:51 am

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Picture mms

BV K Ghussy Ka AASAN ilaj

September 27, 2013, 7:52 am

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Husband Wife Funny sms

BV K Ghussy Ka AASAN ilaj
Friend: Yaar Meri BV Ghussa Bohat Karti Hy.

2nd: Meri Bhi Pehly Karti Thi, Magar Ab Nahi Karti.

1st: Tum Ne Kya ilaj Kiya?

2nd: 1 Din Ghussy me Thi.
Main Ne Keh Diya K>

BurrHaapey me Ghussa Aa Hi Jata Hy.
BaS>
Wo Din Hy Aur
Aj Ka Din

Taiz Awaz me Baat Bhi Nahi Karti

Meri bat tawajo se suno….,

September 27, 2013, 7:54 am

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Misleading sms

Meri bat tawajo se suno....,
.
Apni care kia kro
.
Waqt par khana khaya kro
.
Daily 2 glass doodh pia kro
.
Fruits ko kasrat se khao
.
Aesi cheizo se perhaiz kro jo sehat ko kharab kr din
.
Seedion pe Aaram se charha kro aur Aaram se utra kro
.
Q  k
.
"9"van  Mahena"
Char gia hy
.
Aur theek 20, din k bad ap ko khoshi mily gi
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
@  Eid ul ezha ki  @
.
.
*"Advance bakra Eid"*
*"Mubarak"
a New style of wishing of Eid.

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A Barber cut the hair of a soldier and refused to take money

September 27, 2013, 7:57 am

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Jokes sms

In England...

A Barber cut the hair of a soldier and refused to take money & said: You fight 4 the people , nation , I won't take money.
Next day he found some flowers & sweets outside his shop.

Then a Doctor came
Barber didn't take money & said: You help ill people, I won't take money
Next day he found an expensive cloths outside
his shop

Then a Pakstani came,
Barber didn't take m0ney & said: u are our visitor,
I won't take m0ney.
Next day There were 50 Pakistanis outside his shop . . . . . :

Jab Mujhy pata chala k Makhmal k bistr aur zamin per

September 27, 2013, 8:02 am

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Sheikh Saadi aqwal sms

Jab Mujhy pata chala k Makhmal k bistr aur zamin per sony walon k khawab aik jesy aur qabar bhi aik jesi hoti hy
to
Mjhy Allah k insaf per Yaqin aa Gya

Waqeel: Talaq krwany k 10 hazar ropy loo ga.

September 27, 2013, 8:08 am

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Funny Picture mms

Eid Mubarak: کیا یاد کریسیں عید کیتے تیڈا تحفہ گھن میںڈھول آیاں

October 14, 2013, 8:31 pm

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Eid uz Zuha Mubarak sms

کیا یاد کریسیں عید کیتے تیڈا  تحفہ گھن میںڈھول آیاں.
تیڈی ھئی فرمیش جو بکرے دی تیڈے کیتے بکرا گول آیاں.
ایندا 1 من وزن ھے جند جیوی اینکوں ترکڑی تے میں تول آیاں.
توں جلدی کر اینکوں کوھونڑ دی میں بکرا چوری کھول آیاں. ‏‎  ‎

ایڈوانس
بکرا عید مبارک.‎;-)‎

Funny sms- Wife: Aap Qurbani Ka Janwar Kab Lao Gay?

October 14, 2013, 8:36 pm

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Funny Eid sms

Wife: Aap Qurbani Ka Janwar Kab Lao Gay?

Husband Ghussay Sey: Mujhay He Zibah Kar Lo

Wife Pyar Sey: Gadhay Ki Sirf Kamaai Halaal Hay,
Qurbani Nahi:-@:-D

Wazaef sms: ٹینشن میں ہو یارحیم

October 14, 2013, 8:50 pm

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Islamic Wazaef sms

ٹینشن میں ہو یارحیم

اداس ہو یاحئ یا قیوم پڑھو

پریشان ہو درود شریف پڑھو

جب بلکل اکیلے ہو تو اللہ کو یاد کرو

پڑھو.
میسج آگے بھیج دو اللہ تعالی فرماتے ہیں اگرتم اپنے لوگوں کےسامنے مجھے رد کرو گے. میں اپنی نظروں میں تمہیں رد کرونگا

Dengue Fever: Life Me kitne b Dukh milen

October 14, 2013, 8:56 pm

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Dengue Fever sms

Life Me kitne b
Dukh milen
Gham milen
apne aansu beh jane dena unhen
rokna mt
Q K

ruke hue pani me hi Dengui  macchar ande deta hai.
Be safe

Shahbaz Sharif:-D

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Sad Poetry: Aitbar-E-waqt Py

October 14, 2013, 9:17 pm

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Urdu Sad Poetry sms

Aitbar-E-waqt Py"
be-ikhtiyar H0 k R0 Paray"
kh0 kar kbhi Usay"
T0 kabhi Pa k R0 Parey..
khushyan Hamarey Pass
kahaan Mustaqil Rahein,
bahir kabhi Hansey!
T0 Ghar Aa k R0 Parey..
Gila Nahi kisi Sy!
sab ilzaam Apney Sir k Hyn
Uss k Dard Main Qaid They Magr
Azaad H0 k R0 Parey..
Hamara bhi Ajeeb Haal Hy!
kisi Haal Main khush Nhi
Dukh Hi Itny Mily k"
Sukh  Pa k R0 Parey...

Poetry sms: Tera husn ho Mera ishq ho To phir Husn-o-ishq ki baat ho,

October 14, 2013, 9:28 pm

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Best Urdu Poetry sms

Tera husn ho
Mera ishq ho
To phir
Husn-o-ishq ki baat ho,

Kabi Me milon,
Kabi Tu mile,
Kabi HUM milen Mulaqat ho,

Kabi Tu ho Chup,
Kabi Me hun Chup,
Kabi Dono Hum Chup Chap hon,

Kabi Guftagu,
Kabi Tazkare,
Koi Zikr Ho,
Koi Baat Ho,

Kabi Visal ho to din ko ho,

Kabi Hijr ho to wo raat ho,

Kabi Ulfatein,
Kabi Nafratein,
Kabi Jeet ho,
Kabi Maat ho,

Kabi phool ho,
Kabi Dhool ho,
Kabi Yaad ho,
Kabi Bhool ho,

Rahen Muskurate Pyar me..
Khilen Phool ban k Bahar me,

Na Zamee koi,
Na Falak koi,
Na Wajood ho,
Na hi Zaat ho,

Sirf Tera husn ho Mera ishq ho..
"Teri Zaat Me Meri Zaat ho.

Hindi sms: India k 1 gaon mein 1 cinema khula.

October 20, 2013, 9:49 am

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Hindi funny sms

India k 1 gaon mein 1 cinema khula.
Gaon walay watan se mohabt krty they

Is liye Unho nay cinema ka naam rakha

"Gandhi G Ki Dhoti"

Ab jab koi nayi film lagti to us ka poster lagta:

"Gandhi G ki Dhoti me "Spiderman"

"Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

"Kuch Kuch hota hai"

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me "Halchal"

"Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

"PHIR HERA PHERI"

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

"RAAZ"

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

"No Entery"

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

"AAG"

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me

"3 Idiots".

Gandhi G ki Dhoti me "EK THA TIGER"

Funny sms: Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla.

October 20, 2013, 10:18 am

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Funny sms

Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla.
Ek Chinese ne kaha 30 lakh mein bridge bana dunga.

Authorities ne puchha kaise??

Woh bola:
10 lakh mere,
10 lakh ka material,
10 lakh labour ke.

Pakistani bola:
90 lakh mein bana dunga!!

Authorities ne pucha:
Itna mahenga kyon??

Pakistani bola:
30 lakh mere,
30 lakh aapke.

Authorities bole:
Aur bridge kaun banayega??

Pakistani bola:
Bridge Chinese se banwa lein gay...

And
Pakistani got the contract ..:p

Funny sms: Sardar Bank men 500 rupey jma krany gaya

October 20, 2013, 10:25 am

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Funny Sardar sms

Sardar Bank men
500 rupey jma
krany gya
Cashiar:Ye to nakli
hy
Srdar:Jama mery
account men hun
Gy tujy taklef hy
Hahahah
Gud Mor9g