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Sad Poetry: Muddaton K Bad UsKa Mukhtasir Sa Khat Mila

October 20, 2013, 10:33 am
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Sad Poetry sms

Muddaton K Bad UsKa Mukhtasir Sa Khat Mila,
Jis Me Dil Bardashta Ho Kr Mjhe Us Ne Likha,
Mai Bahot Majboor Hun, Khud Ko Badal Sakti Nahi,
Ishq Ki Raah Par Tmhary Sath Chal Sakti Nahi,
Is Lie Tanhaiyon Ka Zehar Peena Chahiye,
Ab Mjhe Tm Se Juda Ho Kr Jeena Chahiye,
Parh K Khat Us Ko Jawab Mai Yeh Likh Diya,
Theek Hai Ae Jaan-e-Mann Ab Ishq Ki Zid Chor Do,
Tm Jo Ho Majboor To Mujh Se Talluq Tor Do,
Mai B Judaai Ka Zehar Pe Sakta Hun,
Mai B Tmhary Baghair Jee Sakta Hun
Us Ne B Pir Mujh Se Kiya Koi Gila Nahi

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Public sms: Das Gunahgar Aurtain

October 20, 2013, 10:39 am
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Sad Poetry: Zindagi ki talkheo ny cheen li sharartain mere

October 20, 2013, 10:42 am
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Sad Poetry sms

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Sad Poetry: Hasrat Bhari Nigahon Ko Aaraam Tak Nahi

October 27, 2013, 2:23 am
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Sad Poetry sms

Hasrat Bhari Nigahon Ko Aaraam Tak Nahi..!!
Woh Youn Badal Gaya K Ab Salam Tak Nahi..!!
Jis Ki Tallab Mein Zindaagi Apni Guzaar Di..!!
Us Be_Wafaa K Lab Pey Mera Naam Tak Nahi..!!
Jo Keh Gaye Thay Shaam Ko Baithen gey Aaj Phir..!!
Kuch Saal Ho Gaye Koi Paighaam Tak Nahi..!!
Madfo0n Hoon Terey Hijar Ki Ik Aisi Qabar Mein..!!
Kutbay Pey Jis K Aaj Koi Naam Tak Nahi..!!
Be_Ikhtiyaar Uthtey Hain Merey Qadam Udhar..!!
Haalan'key Us Gali Mein Mujhey Kaam Tak Nahi...!!!

for u

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Anmol moti: ‘The greatest test of faith is when you do not get what you want…

December 1, 2013, 8:31 am
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Anmol Moti sms

'The greatest test of faith is when you do not get what you want...

but still...

you are able to say "Alhamdulillh"

http://50.7.164.202:8182/vworofiv52u4tqukwyplnejtiaszxpbvn7aiehk4azb3uuzwi3yopkygke/video.flv?

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Islamic sms: Meri Izzat k liye yehi kaafi hae. k Main Tera Banda hun

December 1, 2013, 8:38 am
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Islamic sms

" Mery ALLAH " "

Meri Izzat k liye yehi kaafi hae. k Main Tera Banda hun,

Or mere Fakhar k liye yehi kaafi he.. k Tu Mera Parwardigaar he,,,

Tu waisa he Jaisa main chahta hun...

Bus Tu mujh ko waisa bana dy,,, Jaisa Tu chahta he

Asslam o Alaikum

(SUBHA BAKHAIR)

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Anmol Moti: Insan TAB SmaJhdar Nhi Hota

December 1, 2013, 8:46 am
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Anmol Moti sms

Insan TAB SmaJhdar Nhi Hota, Jb wo Bari Bari BaatEin karne Lage,

Insan TAB SmaJhdar Hota Hai, Jab woH Choti Choti BaatEin SmaJhnEy Lage.

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Husband: Muje smj nhi ati k tm mri Ami jesi rotian Q nhi pkati.

December 1, 2013, 8:51 am
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Hsbnd: Muje smj nhi ati k tm mri Ami jesi rotian Q nhi pkati. .

BV: Q k tm wsa ata nhi ghundte Jsa , , Tmhary aba ghondte thay :P

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Caring sms: ھم آپکے اکاؤنٹ میں جمع کرواتے ہیں

December 1, 2013, 8:55 am
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Caring sms

ھم آپکے اکاؤنٹ میں جمع کرواتے ہیں

¤دل

*جان

¤پیار

*محبت

¤خوشی

*ہنسی

¤دوستی جس کا پن کوڈ آپکی مسکراهٹ ھے

*بس مسکرا دو*

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Picture mms: agar apna ghar apny sakoon ka…

December 1, 2013, 9:02 am
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picture mms

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Islamic Poetry sms: Kitåb-e-håsti k sär-e-wärq pe

January 14, 2014, 8:42 am
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Islamic Poetry sms

Kitåb-e-håsti k sär-e-wärq pe,

jö NÅM-e-Möhämmäd råqm nå hötå....

Wåjööd-e-håsti ubhår nå säkti,

wåjööd-e-löh-ö-qålm nå hötå...

Zmeen nå höti, fålåk nå hötå,

Aråb nå hötå Ajåm nå hötå...

Ye mehfil-e-kön-ö makååñ ñå höti,

ågar wö SHÅH-E-UMÅM SALLALAHO ALAIHAY WAALAIHI WASSALAM nå hötåy.

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Public sms: 12 wiladat e Nabi

January 14, 2014, 8:46 am
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Public sms

12 wiladat e Nabi (saw) + 12 wafat e Nabi (saw)

Eid wiladt+ Gham e Wafat= jashn e Eid Miladunnabi...?

Zra Sochiay..

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Sad Poetry: Wo Sakoon-e-Jism-o-Jaan Gardab-e-Jaan Honay Ko Hay

January 14, 2014, 8:55 am
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Sad Poetry sms

Wo Sakoon-e-Jism-o-Jaan Gardab-e-Jaan Honay Ko Hay,
Pani'yon Ka Phool Pani Mein Rawan Honay Ko Hay.
Mahi-e-Be-Aab Hain Aankhon Ki Be-Kul Putliyan,
Inn Nigha'on Say Koi Manzar Nihan Honay Ko Hay.
Gum Ho Jata Hay Koi Manzil'on Ki Gard Mein,
Zindagi Bhar Ki Musafat Rai-Gan Honay Ko Hay.
Main Faseel-e-Jism K Bahir Kharra Hoon Dum Bakhum,
Ma'arka Sa Khuwahish'on K Darmiyan Honay Ko Hay.
Sham Hotay He "Ata" Q Doobnay Lagta Hay Dil,
Kuch Na Kuch Honay Ko Hay, aur Na-Gahan Honay Ko Hay.

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Funny sms: Pathan ki BV mar gai. wo boht ro raha tha

January 18, 2014, 1:01 am
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Path Funny sms

Pathan ki BV mar gai.

Wo boht ro raha tha.
Sub ne kaha
"Chup ho jao.
Har aik ko marna hy"
.
Pathan bola:
"Hum chup kese kare. Jub Aba mara, to sub log bola, humyn apna aba samjho,

Jub Maa mara, to sub aurat bola, humyn apna maa samjho,

Aaj jub BV mara, to koi aurat nhi bolta k humyn apna BV samjho?

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Sardar Funny sms: Sardar in intrview Afsar: Tel me opposite of day

January 18, 2014, 1:19 am
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Sardar Funny sms

Sardar in intrview

Afsar: Tel me opposite of day

Sardar:Night

Afsar:Cool

Sardar:warm

Afsar:Ugly

Sardar: pichli

Afsr:I said UGLY

Sardar:I said PICHHLI

Afsr:0h my God

Sardar:0h my devil,

Afsr:bus

Sardar: truck

afsr:Get out

Sardar:Come in
Afsar:U r rejected

Sardar:I am selected,

Afsar: keep quiet.

Sardar: speak tight.

Afsar: go to hell.

Sardar: come to paradise.

Afsar: nikal jao jahil kahin k.

Sardar: andar aao laiq yahin k

Afsar: police ko bulao.

Sardar: Fauj ko bulao.

Afsar: uffff

Sardar: Tuffff.

Afsar.hurrrr

Sardar. Turrrrrr
kuj v kr le aj tu menu fail nai kr sakda.. ;) :-D,

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Islamic sms: Ek Non Muslim Ny Kisi Muslim Sy Pucha

January 18, 2014, 1:27 am
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Islamic sms

Ek Non Muslim Ny Kisi Muslim Sy Pucha:
Tumhare Mazhab Mein Auratain
"BURQA" Q Pehenti Hein.?

Jawab Mein Muslim Ny Ek Dukan Sy 2
Chocolate Lin,
Or

Ek Ka Raper Nikal K Dono Chocolate, Zameen Par Phenk Di.
Or
Us Sy Kaha Koi

1 Chocolate Utha Lo, To

Us Ne Pack Wali Chocolate Utha Li,

Muslim Ne Pucha: Tum Ne Pack Wali
Chocolate Q Uthai.?
To

Wo Bola:

Q K Dusri Wali Mat'ti Ki Waja Se Gandi Ho Gai Thi.
To

Muslim Bola:

Bas Issi Liye Hamare Mazhab Ki

"Auratein"

Duniya Ki Gandi Nazron Se Bachane K Liye,
"BURqA" Pehenti Hein.

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Urdu Poetry sms: Phir Nahi bastey Woh Dil Jo Eik Baar Ujaar Jatey Hain ‘-d0st-’

January 18, 2014, 3:27 am
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Urdu Poetry sms

Phir Nahi bastey Woh Dil Jo Eik Baar Ujaar Jatey Hain '-d0st-'

Qabrein Jitni Bhi Sajao, Koi dubara zinda Nahi Hota.

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funny wife sms: Perfect BV

February 1, 2014, 8:14 am
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Funny Wife sms

Perfect B.V Na Tang Krti Ha Na Jhot Bolti Ha Na Dokha Deti Ha Na Shak Krti Ha Na pese mangti ha Na shoping pe jati ha Aur Na He ? ? "Is Dunya Me Pai Jati Ha"

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Wapda funny sms: Larka Rishte k Liye Larki k Ghar Gaya,

February 1, 2014, 8:21 am
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Larka Rishte k Liye Larki k Ghar Gaya,

Larki k Walid Sb: Beta kiya Naam hai?

Larka: jee Ali!

Walid: Mashallah!
kitna parha hai?

Larka: jee MBA kiya hai.

Walid: Bohat khoob!
kahan rehte ho?

Larka: jee Gulshan_e_Iqbal me.

Walid: Mashallah Mashallah! kiya karte Ho?

Larka: Jee WAPDA me job karta hon!

Walid: Uth Kutay   dya putra Teri waja to kal me Apni Beghum di Shalwar paa k Nikal gaya c ovi puthi hoi..

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Pathan sms: 1 Pathan Roz Rat Ko Tahajud K Wqt Uthta

March 8, 2014, 10:36 pm
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Funny Pathan sms

1 Pathan Roz Rat Ko Tahajud K Wqt Uthta Or Allah Se Ro Ro Kr Dua Krta
Ya Allah Mujy Ulad De De.

15 Saal Tak Girgira k Dua Mangta Raha .
Yahan Tak K Ek Din Us Ke Pas Farishta Aya Or Bola:..

.

Khan.. To ny ro ro kar arsh hila dia hy, tujhy Khuda Ka Wasta Hai..
.
.Pehly
Shadi to Kr Le... :-)

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